10 ways for a woman to have fun and relax

Every woman needs to take time for herself, to have fun, to relax, and just to let loose. The following ten are all from experiences of mine, my best friends, or my mothers. 

10. Before stowing you heavy coat in the back of your closet after winter, tuck $20 in the pocket as next winter’s first surprise.

9. Call in sick when you’re not. Stay in bed, read the paper or a book, and venture out for an early dinner at five. 

8. Send roses to a man, even if you aren’t interested in men. Rather it be a co-worker, a boyfriend, a best guy friend, whoever. Try to be around when they receive the flowers, so you can see their reaction. Send it anonymously if you have to.

7. Buy yourself a beautiful bouquet of your favorite flowers. Every time you see them, remind yourself that they are from someone special. 

6. Wake up in the t-shirt he/she went to bed wearing.

5. Invite your girlfriends over for sexy salad night. Make sure they come bursting with their most audacious sexual tale. Whoever tells the most entertaining tale wins the “Sexy Salad” title until the next sexy salad night. You’ll impress them with the salad of course!

Salad::

Chicken Breasts, Lettuce, 5 cups mesclun greens, 1 red pepper diced, parmesan-flavored croutons, cherry tomatoes, 1 bermuda onion, 11 ounces of cheese (preferably goat cheese).

Dressing::

½ cup olive oil, ½ cup balsamic vinegar, 1 tbsp Dijon mustard, salt and pepper to taste.

Grill the chicken. Toss togther the lettuce, greens, pepper, tomatoes, and onion.

Mix the dressing ingredients together and toss with salad. Place the warm grilled chicken, along with the cheese on top. Sprinkle with croutons. Serve and let the stories roll! 

4. Have a barbeque after a good snow fall. Make snow angels and snowmen. Have a snowball fight. Treat your inner child.

3. Borrow someone’s kid as an excuse for doing something you really want to do: go to the zoo and feed the ducks, head to the beach and build sand castles, make a mess finger painting, make gingerbread men. 

2. Wake up and pack a picnic. Grab a friend, a lover, or whoever and hop in your car. Go, just go with no predestination. Ask random people which direction you should go and see where the day takes you.

1. Bury your best guy friend or boyfriend/hubby in the sand. Give him breasts. But, be sure to take a picture and send it to all his friends. In fact, send it to me, and I’ll post it here. ^_^

<3 Forever, Intensely Me!